are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison