like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
fuck me in the mcdonalds playplace
Foreign people: "Hello, how are you? The weather is lovely today. I’m going shopping today if you would like to join me, sorry for my English, I’m from another country"
English speaking people:
i cant believe this is what babies look like before you glue all the skin on
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
no im not into indie music anymore, got a little too mainstream for me. im into post industrial 1968 japanese funk now
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not